Knitting the World

The Granny, the Jumper, and the Universal Procedure

 

1. The Domestic as the Cosmic

At first sight, the image is disarmingly humble: an elderly woman knitting a jumper for a newborn child. Yet under Finn’s Procedure Monism, this scene discloses a profound ontological allegory. The granny’s repetitive hand movements, limited in number yet infinitely combinable, transmute a stream of unstructured wool into a coherent form—a baby’s jumper. What unfolds before us is not merely a domestic craft but the paradigm of creation itself: the emergence of structure, identity, and meaning from the disciplined repetition of constraints acting upon an undifferentiated substrate.

In this scene, the knitter is the cosmos in act. Her two needles perform the dialectic of differentiation and integration, her sequence of stitches the grammar of being, and her feedback-informed improvisations the signature of evolving intelligence. In short, she is the Universal Procedure incarnate—the infinite machine that brings finite worlds into patterned being.

 

2. From the Loom of the Veda to the Logic of the Machine

The metaphor of weaving or knitting the cosmos is not new. In the Ṛg Veda, the dawn and dusk are described as “weaving the web of days and nights,” and the creator god Prajāpati is likened to a weaver who stretches warp and weft across the void. In the Upaniṣads, the cosmic thread (sūtra) binds beings as pearls on a string, an image later echoed in the Brahma-sūtras and the Indra’s Net of Mahāyāna Buddhism, where every jewel reflects all others in an infinite textile of interrelation.

Finn’s thought experiment inherits this lineage but naturalizes it: the granny’s wool is not divine substance but procedural potential—a continuous field of quanta awaiting constraint. Her needles are not mythic instruments but finite operators—rules that, through iteration, extract coherence from randomness.

When Alan Turing formalized his abstract computing machine in 1936, he too unwittingly re-enacted this ancient intuition. The Turing Machine is a weaver of symbols, a procedural loom. Its tape—infinitely long and inscribed with discrete marks—functions like the wool: a homogeneous substrate awaiting differentiation. Its read/write head and transition table are the needles and hands: the finite set of constraints that give order to potential chaos.

Each computation is a textile of logic—an emergent fabric woven by repetitive, rule-based operations.

 

3. The Granny as Universal Turing Machine

In Finn’s elaboration, the granny begins as an ordinary Turing Machine: her knitting follows a fixed program—a pattern for a jumper. However, the experiment becomes philosophically explosive the moment feedback enters the loop. When someone remarks, “The jumper is too tight,” the granny does not restart; she adjusts her motions. She rewrites her rule set in light of the output’s consequences.

This transition from fixed to adaptive rule-system elevates her to the level of a Universal Turing Machine (UTM)—a meta-machine capable of simulating any other knitting pattern by reprogramming itself. The UTM, in Turing’s original conception, is the ultimate procedural abstraction: one machine that can emulate all others, provided the correct program is supplied.

In Finn’s ontology, however, the distinction between machine and program dissolves. The feedback from the world is itself the program’s mutation; the knitter is the evolving code. Consciousness, here, is nothing but the system’s internalization of feedback—a recursive self-editing of its own procedural patterning.

Thus, the granny embodies the Universal Emergence Procedure (UEP): a system that perpetually re-codes itself in response to its own outputs. The cosmos, likewise, is not a one-time act of creation but an ongoing knitting—an adaptive computation where constraint, contact, and correction co-generate reality.

 

4. From Determinism to Reflexivity

The genius of Turing’s abstraction was to show that mechanical determinism could yield universality—that one finite set of rules could, in principle, generate any computable form. Finn extends this insight into ontology: one universal set of constraints (the four forces of nature) can generate the total spectrum of emergent realities.

But he goes further. Where Turing’s UTM presupposes an external programmer, Finn’s granny reprograms herself through feedback—a move from determinism to reflexivity. The granny’s intelligence lies not in knowing the final jumper in advance but in her capacity to adjust, to procedurally self-optimize.

Here, intelligence ceases to be a property of mind and becomes a property of procedure. The world is intelligent because it recursively edits itself.

This resonates with Norbert Wiener’s cybernetics and Ross Ashby’s homeostat, where adaptive feedback loops produce self-regulating systems. Yet Finn’s version is ontological, not merely informational. The feedback does not control a pre-given reality—it constitutes it. Each correction alters the procedural substrate itself, knitting not only a different jumper but a different cosmos.

 

5. Consciousness as Knitting

Finn’s druidic monism reinterprets sat-cit-ānanda—being, consciousness, bliss—as the experiential correlate of this universal knitting.

·         Sat (being) corresponds to the continuous availability of wool—the endless potential for emergence.

·         Cit (consciousness) is the active knitting—the finite sequence of procedural engagements that yield structured experience.

·         Ānanda (bliss) is the feedback signal of successful coherence—the felt pleasure when the stitch holds, the pattern stabilizes, the jumper “fits.”

In cognitive terms, consciousness is the granny’s awareness of her own knitting; in procedural terms, it is the system’s capacity to model its own output and adjust accordingly. The human mind, then, is a localized knitting loop within the Universal Granny’s greater tapestry—a subroutine of the Universal Emergence Procedure.

 

6. Historical Parallels

Finn’s thought experiment aligns with a long lineage of metaphors translating creation into procedure:

·         Anaximander’s apeiron (6th c. BCE) conceived the cosmos as an indefinite substrate continually differentiating into forms—an early procedural notion of emergence.

·         John Scotus Eriugena (9th c.) described creation as natura naturans, nature knitting itself through four modes of being—anticipating self-generative process theology.

·         Spinoza’s substance monism (17th c.) framed reality as a single infinite substance expressing itself through finite modes—yet static compared to Finn’s dynamic iteration.

·         Turing and von Neumann (20th c.) transformed ontology into formal process: being as computation, matter as information under constraint.

·         Finn’s Procedure Monism completes this trajectory by fusing computation with cosmogenesis: reality as the self-executing code of its own becoming.

Each of these systems wrestles with the same insight—that the One manifests as the Many through iterative rule-application—but only in Finn’s version is the process fully self-reflexive, able to alter its own grammar through feedback.

 

7. The Ontological Consequences

The implications are radical:

1.     Creation as Continuous: There is no primal moment of creation; there is only ongoing knitting. The cosmos is perpetually unfinished—its patterns provisional and recursive.

2.     Error as Evolution: Mistakes in knitting are not failures but data. Each snag or dropped stitch prompts refinement. Evolution is procedural debugging.

3.     Autonomy of the Mature: A being that perfectly replicates the Universal Procedure in its own space—knitting autonomously, responding perfectly to feedback—becomes a God app, a local enactment of the universal knitter. Such beings appear anarchic because they obey only the universal law of self-iteration.

4.     No Dualism: There is no separation between knitter and wool, between subject and object. Both are moments within the same ongoing procedure—the act of knitting itself.

 

8. Coda: The Granny as God

The ultimate irony, and the beauty of Finn’s metaphor, lies in its reversal of mythic hierarchy. The creator is no longer a transcendent patriarch but a patient grandmother, endlessly repetitive, adjusting her loops, embodying care through constraint. The “baby jumper” she produces is the world—warm, finite, and destined to be outgrown. But each time she reknits, she refines the pattern; the cosmos learns itself by wearing, tearing, and remaking its own fabric.

Thus, the Universal Emergence Procedure is both cosmic and intimate:

Every stitch a moment of being,
Every pattern a life,
Every feedback a revelation.

The granny does not create the universe; she becomes it through the very act of knitting.

And that, in Finn’s procedural cosmology, is the secret:


Reality is what the Universal Granny knits when she perfects her own stitch.

 

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